Two young mathematicians witness the perils of drinking too much coffee.

Check out this dialogue between two calculus students (based on a true story):
Devyn
Riley!
Riley
Yes Devyn?
Devyn
Do you like coffee? I like coffee! Sometimes I feel really “bad,” sluggish and tired. Then I drink coffee and I feel good! Sometimes I drink a lot of coffee!
Riley
Um?
Devyn
But here’s the problem, see: If I drink too much, I become over excited and can’t stop talking. I just drink coffee, then talk. Then drink more coffee. Then I start to feel sick. Ugh. I have a love-hate relationship with coffee.
Riley
If only there were a calculus solution to this problem!

Remember, calculus is about studying functions. If we can “see” a function in the work above, maybe we can figure out how to solve it.

If we were to try to solve Devyn’s coffee problem, what would be the best function to know?